Awomanwenttothedoctor'sofficewhereshewasseenbyoneofthenewdoctors...butafter4minutesintheexaminationroom,sheburstout,screamingassherandownthehall.Anolderdoctorstoppedherandaskedwhattheproblemwas,andshetoldhimherstory.Afterlistening,hehadhersitdownandrelaxinanotherroom.Theolderdoctormarcheddownthehallwaytothebackwherethefirstdoctorwasanddemanded,"What'sthematterwithyou?Mrs.Terryis63yearsold,shehasfourgrownchildrenandsevengrandchildren,andyoutoldhershewaspregnant?"Thenewdoctorcontinuedtowr ...

"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."Hesurveyedherfromheadtofoot."Madam,"hesaidatlength,"I'vejustthreethingstotellyou.First,yourweightwantsreducingbynearlyfiftypounds.Second,yourbeautycouldbeimprovedifyouusedaboutonetenthasmuchrougeandlipstick.Andthird,I'manartist---thedoctorlivesdownstairs."“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大 ...

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