AbigbattlewasgoingonduringtheFirstWorldWar.Gunswerefiring,andshellsandbulletswereflyingabouteverywhere.Afteranhourofthis,oneofthesoldiersdecidedthatthefightingwasgettingtoodangerousforhim,soheleftthefrontlineandbegantogoawayfromthebattle.Afterhehadwalkedforanhour,hesawanofficercomingtowardshim.Theofficerstoppedhimandsaid,“whereareyougoing?”“I'mtryingtogetasfarawayaspossiblefromthebattlethat'sgoingonbehindus,sir,”thesoldieranswered.“DoyouknowwhoIam?”theofficersaidtohimangrily ...

Apolicestoppedamotoristwhowasspeedingonthestreet."Butofficer,"themansaid,"Icanexplain.""Justbequiet,"snappedtheofficer."I'mgoingtoputyouinjailuntilthechiefgetsback.""But,officer,I….""Isaidtokeepquiet!Youaregoingtojail!"Afewhourslater,theofficerlookedinonhisprisonerandsaid,"Youareluckybecausethechiefisathisdaughter'swedding.He'llbeinagoodmoodwhenhegetsback.""Areyousure?"answeredthemaninthecell."I'mthegroom."大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道,“我可以解释的”。 ...

Apolicestoppedamotoristwhowasspeedingonthestreet."Butofficer,"themansaid,"Icanexplain.""Justbequiet,"snappedtheofficer."I'mgoingtoputyouinjailuntilthechiefgetsback.""But,officer,I….""Isaidtokeepquiet!Youaregoingtojail!"Afewhourslater,theofficerlookedinonhisprisonerandsaid,"Youareluckybecausethechiefisathisdaughter'swedding.He'llbeinagoodmoodwhenhegetsback.""Areyousure?"answeredthemaninthecell."I'mthegroom."大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道,“我可以解释的”。 ...

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