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Arookiepoliceofficerwasoutforhisfirstrideinacruiserwithanexperiencedpartner.Acallcameintellingthemtodispersesomepeoplewhowereloitering.Theofficersdrovetothestreetandobservedasmallcrowdstandingonacorner.Therookierolleddownhiswindowandsaid,"Let'sgetoffthecorner,people."Afewglances,butnoonemoved,sohebarkedagain,"Let'sgetoffthatcorner...NOW!"Intimidated,thegroupofpeoplebegantoleave,castingpuzzledstaresinhisdirection.Proudofhisfirstofficialact,theyoungpolicemanturnedtohispartnerandasked,"We ...

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