Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Onbehalfofmycrew...I'dliketowelcomeyouaboardBritishAirwaysflight602fromNewYorktoLondon.Wearecurrentlyflyingataheightof35，000feetmidwayacrosstheAtlantic.Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsonthestarboardsideoftheaircraft，youwillobservethatboththestarboardenginesareonfire.Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsontheportside，youwillobservethattheportwinghasfallenoff.IfyoulookdowntowardstheAtlanticOcean，youwillseealittleyellowliferaftwiththreepeopleinittowavingatyou.That'sme，thecopilot，andoneof ...

有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人.飞机飞到一半突然没油了，机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量.于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声："美利坚和众国万岁！！"然后就跳下去了！飞机继续飞.....这时机长又宣布：重量还是太重了，还得跳下去一个人！于是德国人就站出来，走到飞机舱口，高呼一声："德意志帝国万岁！！"也跟着跳了下去！飞机继续飞.....这时机长又宣布说：不行，还是重了，必须再跳下去一个人！中国人看了日本人一眼，站起来走到了飞机舱口，日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人 ...

Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Onbehalfofmycrew...I'dliketowelcomeyouaboardBritishAirwaysflight602fromNewYorktoLondon.Wearecurrentlyflyingataheightof35，000feetmidwayacrosstheAtlantic.Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsonthestarboardsideoftheaircraft，youwillobservethatboththestarboardenginesareonfire.Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsontheportside，youwillobservethattheportwinghasfallenoff.IfyoulookdowntowardstheAtlanticOcean，youwillseealittleyellowliferaftwiththreepeopleinittowavingatyou.That'sme，thecopilot，andoneof ...