Awomanwenttothedoctor'sofficewhereshewasseenbyoneofthenewdoctors...butafter4minutesintheexaminationroom，sheburstout，screamingassherandownthehall.Anolderdoctorstoppedherandaskedwhattheproblemwas，andshetoldhimherstory.Afterlistening，hehadhersitdownandrelaxinanotherroom.Theolderdoctormarcheddownthehallwaytothebackwherethefirstdoctorwasanddemanded，"What'sthematterwithyou？Mrs.Terryis63yearsold，shehasfourgrownchildrenandsevengrandchildren，andyoutoldhershewaspregnant？"Thenewdoctorcontinuedtowr ...

Therewasonceawifesojealousthatwhenherhusbandcamehomeonenightandshecouldn'tfindhairsonhisjacketssheyelledathim，"Great，sonowyou'recheatingonmewithabaldwoman！"Thenextnight，whenshedidn'tsmellanyperfume，sheyelledagainbysaying，"She'snotonlybald，butshe'stoocheaptobuyanyperfume！"有位妻子嫉妒心非常强，以至于有一次，他的丈夫在夜里回来，她在查找了他的夹克没有发现头发之后，便冲着她的丈夫吼道：“好啊，你欺骗我，你现在竟然和一个秃顶的女人在一起。”第二天晚上，当她没有闻到任何香水味后，便又向丈夫吼道： ...