ItwastheChristmasseasonandthejudgewasinamerrymoodasheaskedtheprisoner，“Whatisyouroffense？”“IdidmyChristmasshoppingearlythisyear，”criedtheprisoner.“There’snothingwrongwiththat，”saidtheJudge.“Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping？”“Beforethestoreopened，”answeredtheprisoner圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：“你做了什么坏事啊？”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。
