ItwastheChristmasseasonandthejudgewasinamerrymoodasheaskedtheprisoner，“Whatisyouroffense？”“IdidmyChristmasshoppingearlythisyear，”criedtheprisoner.“There’snothingwrongwiththat，”saidtheJudge.“Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping？”“Beforethestoreopened，”answeredtheprisoner圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：“你做了什么坏事啊？”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。

AsstudentsinthecollegeofveterinarymedicineatTexasA&MUniversity，wefrequentlytreatedthefarmanimalsatthestateprison.Whileawkwardlyperformingamedicalprocedureonanunrulyhorse，aclassmatesaidtotheprisonerwhowasholdingtheanimal，"SorryI'mtakingsolong.""Noproblem，"theprisonerreplied，"I'mdoingsevenyears.我在德克萨斯A&M大学兽医药学系学习的时候，同学们经常把动物带到州监狱里去治疗。有一次我们笨手笨脚的给一匹烈马做完检查，我同学对一直按着这匹马的犯人说：“真是不好意思，我用了这么长时间。”“没关系，”他回 ...

ItwastheChristmasseasonandthejudgewasinamerrymoodasheaskedtheprisoner，“Whatisyouroffense？”“IdidmyChristmasshoppingearlythisyear，”criedtheprisoner.“There’snothingwrongwiththat，”saidtheJudge.“Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping？”“Beforethestoreopened，”answeredtheprisoner圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：“你做了什么坏事啊？”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。