Areallyhugemuscularguywithabadstuttergoestoacounterinadepartmentstoreandasks，“W-w-w-where’sthem-m-m-men’sdep-p-p-partment？”一个结巴壮汉走进一家百货公司问柜员：“男……男装部在……在哪儿？”Theclerkbehindthecounterjustlooksathimandsaysnothing.柜台后的柜员看着他不搭话。Themanrepeatshimself，“W-w-w-where’sthem-m-m-men’sdep-p-p-partment？”Again，theclerkdoesn’tanswerhim.那男人又重复道：“男装……装部在……在哪儿？”柜员还是不理他。Theguyasksseveralmoretimes，“W-w-w-where’sthem-m-m-men’ ...

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