ItwastheChristmasseasonandthejudgewasinamerrymoodasheaskedtheprisoner,“Whatisyouroffense?”“IdidmyChristmasshoppingearlythisyear,”criedtheprisoner.“There’snothingwrongwiththat,”saidtheJudge.“Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?”“Beforethestoreopened,”answeredtheprisoner圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦的问受刑人:“你做了什么坏事啊?”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。