Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown."Let’sgotothefair，Matt，"hiswifesaid."Wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime."Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid，"Allright，butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings，butwewon’tbuyanything."Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy，buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.Then，inanearbyfield，theysawa ...

AnelderlycouplegoestoBurgerKing，wheretheycarefullysplitaburgerandfries.一对老夫妇在汉堡王餐厅吃饭，他们小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条分成两份。Atruckertakespityonthemandofferstobuythewifeherownmeal.一个卡车司机非常同情他们，就提议想给老太太单独点一份。"It'sallright，"saysthehusband."Weshareeverything."“没关系的。”老先生说，“我们分享一切。”Afewminuteslater，thetruckernoticesthatthewifehasn'ttakenabite.几分钟后，卡车司机注意到老太太还没动口吃一点东西。"Ireallywouldn'tmindbuyingyourwifeherownmeal，"he ...