Jackhadgonetotheuniversitytostudyhistory，butattheendofhisfirstyear，hishistoryprofessorfailedhiminhisexaminations，andhewastoldthathewouldhavetoleavetheuniversity.However，hisfatherdecidedthathewouldgotoseetheprofessortourgehimtoletJackcontinuehisstudiesthefollowingyear."He'sagoodboy，"saidJack'sfather，"andifyoulethimpassthistime，I'msurehe'llimprovealotnextyearandpasstheexaminationsattheendofitreallywell.""No，no，that'squiteimpossible，"repliedtheprofessorimmediately."Doyouknow，lastmonthIas ...

ProfessorTomwasgoingtomeethisstudentsonthenextday，sohewrotesomewordsontheblackboardwhichreadasfollows："ProfessorTomwillmeettheclasstomorrow."Astudent，seeinghischancetodisplayhissenseofhumorafterreadingthenotice，walkedupanderasedthe"c"intheword"class."TheProfessornoticingthelaughter，wheeledaround，walkedback，lookedatthestudent，thenatthenoticewiththe"c"erased--calmlywalkedupanderasedthe"l"in"lass"，lookedattheflabbergastedstudentandproceededonhisway.汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他 ...

ProfessorTomwasgoingtomeethisstudentsonthenextday，sohewrotesomewordsontheblackboardwhichreadasfollows："ProfessorTomwillmeettheclasstomorrow."Astudent，seeinghischancetodisplayhissenseofhumorafterreadingthenotice，walkedupanderasedthe"c"intheword"class."TheProfessornoticingthelaughter，wheeledaround，walkedback，lookedatthestudent，thenatthenoticewiththe"c"erased--calmlywalkedupanderasedthe"l"in"lass"，lookedattheflabbergastedstudentandproceededonhisway.汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他 ...

Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetestsbackin.Theprofessornoticedthatoneofthestudentshadattacheda$100billtohistestwithanotesaying"Adollarperpoint."Thenextclasstheprofessorhandedthetestsbackout.Thisstudentgotbackhistestand$64change.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着："一分一块钱。"第二 ...