"Wouldyoumindtellingme，Doctor，"Bobasked，"howyoudetectamentaldeficiencyinsomebodywhoappearscompletelynormal？""Nothingiseasier，"hereplied，"Youaskhimasimplequestionwhicheveryoneshouldanswerwithnotrouble.Ifhehesitates，thatputsyouonthetrack.""Well，whatsortofquestion？""Well，youmightaskhim，'CaptainCookmadethreetripsaroundtheworldanddiedduringoneofthem.Whichone？'"Bobthoughtforamoment，andthensaidwithanervouslaugh，"Youwouldn'thappentohaveanotherexamplewouldyou？ImustconfessIdon'tknowmuchabou ...

1）Iloveyounotbecauseofwhoyouare，butbecauseofwhoIamwhenIamwithyou.
    我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
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    4）Neverfrown，evenwhenyouaresad，becauseyouneverknowwhoisfallinginlovewithyoursmile. ...

MyEnglishprofessoroncelaunchedintoalectureon"motivation.""Whatpushesyouahead？"heasked."Whatisitthatmakesyougotoschooleachday？Whatdrivingforcemakesyoustrivetoaccomplish？"Turningsuddenlytooneyoungwoman，hedemanded："Whatmakesyougetoutofbedinthemorning？"Thestudentreplied："Mymother."我们英文课的教授有一次在课上讲“动机”。“是什么推动你在人生的路上向前走？”他问道，“是什么让你每天上学来？又是什么驱使你追求成功？”冲着一个女学生，他问：“是什么让你早晨从床上爬起来的呢？”学生答道：“我妈妈。”

Lawyer：Yousayyouwereaboutthirty-fivefeetawayfromthesceneoftheaccident？Justhowfarcanyouseeclearly？Witness：Well，whenIwakeupinthemorningIseethesun，andtheytellmeit'saboutninety-threemillionmilesaway.律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西？证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。

还记得吗，那天我借来你的新车，
    结果把车子撞出了凹痕？
    我以为你会杀了我，
    但你没有。
    还记得吗，那次我硬拉着你去海滩
    你说会下雨，结果真的下了雨？
    我以为你会说：“看吧，我就说嘛”，
    但你没有。
    还记得吗，那天我跟所有的男孩子调情来惹你吃醋
    然后你真的吃醋了？
    我以为你会离开我，
    但你没有。
    还记得吗？那天在你的车子里
    我把草莓派弄撒了？
    我以为你会打我，
    但你没有。
    还记得吗，有一次我忘记了提醒你那是一个正式的舞会
    结果你穿牛仔裤亮相了？
   ...

Dearwhite，somethingyougottoknow亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。WhenIwasborn，Iwasblack.当我出生时，我是黑色的WhenIgrowup，Iamblack.我长大了，我是黑色的WhenI’munderthesun，I’mblack.我在阳光下，我是黑色的WhenI’mcold，I’mblack.我寒冷时，我是黑色的WhenI’mafraid，I’mblack.我害怕时，我是黑色的WhenI’msick，I’mblack.我生病了，我是黑色的WhenIdie，I’mstillblack.当我死了，我仍是黑色的。you—whitepeople，你——白种人Whenyouwereborn，youwerepink.当你出生时，你是粉红色的Whenyougrowup，youbecomewhi ...

MyEnglishprofessoroncelaunchedintoalectureon"motivation.""Whatpushesyouahead？"heasked."Whatisitthatmakesyougotoschooleachday？Whatdrivingforcemakesyoustrivetoaccomplish？"Turningsuddenlytooneyoungwoman，hedemanded："Whatmakesyougetoutofbedinthemorning？"Thestudentreplied："Mymother."我们英文课的教授有一次在课上讲“动机”。“是什么推动你在人生的路上向前走？”他问道，“是什么让你每天上学来？又是什么驱使你追求成功？”冲着一个女学生，他问：“是什么让你早晨从床上爬起来的呢？”学生答道：“我妈妈。”

Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Onbehalfofmycrew...I'dliketowelcomeyouaboardBritishAirwaysflight602fromNewYorktoLondon.Wearecurrentlyflyingataheightof35，000feetmidwayacrosstheAtlantic.Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsonthestarboardsideoftheaircraft，youwillobservethatboththestarboardenginesareonfire.Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsontheportside，youwillobservethattheportwinghasfallenoff.IfyoulookdowntowardstheAtlanticOcean，youwillseealittleyellowliferaftwiththreepeopleinittowavingatyou.That'sme，thecopilot，andoneof ...

"Wouldyoumindtellingme，Doctor，"Bobasked，"howyoudetectamentaldeficiencyinsomebodywhoappearscompletelynormal？""Nothingiseasier，"hereplied，"Youaskhimasimplequestionwhicheveryoneshouldanswerwithnotrouble.Ifhehesitates，thatputsyouonthetrack.""Well，whatsortofquestion？""Well，youmightaskhim，'CaptainCookmadethreetripsaroundtheworldanddiedduringoneofthem.Whichone？'"Bobthoughtforamoment，andthensaidwithanervouslaugh，"Youwouldn'thappentohaveanotherexamplewouldyou？ImustconfessIdon'tknowmuchabou ...

"Wouldyoumindtellingme，Doctor，"Bobasked..."howyoudetectamentaldeficiencyinsomebodywhoappearscompletelynormal？""Nothingiseasier，"hereplied."Youaskhimasimplequestionwhicheveryoneshouldanswerwithnotrouble.Ifhehesitates，thatputsyouonthetrack.""Well，Whatsortofquestion？""Well，youmightaskhim，'CaptainCookmadethreetripsaroundtheworldanddiedduringoneofthem.Whichone？'Bobthoughtforamoment，andthensaidwithanervouslaugh，"Youwouldn'thappentohaveanotherexamplewouldyou？ImustconfessIdon'tknowmuchabout ...