Amanwasdrivingtoworkwhenatruckranastopsign...hithiscarbroadside,andknockedhimcold.Passerbyspulledhimfromthewreckandrevivedhim.Hebeganaterrificstruggleandhadtobetranquilizedbythemedics.Later,whenhewascalm,theyaskedhimwhyhestruggledso.Hesaid,"Iremembertheimpact,thennothing.Iwokeuponaconcreteslabinfrontofahuge,flashing'Shell'sign.Andsomebodywasstandinginfrontofthe'S.'有个人开车行驶在上班的路上,一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车,当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过 ...

还记得吗,那天我借来你的新车,
    结果把车子撞出了凹痕?
    我以为你会杀了我,
    但你没有。
    还记得吗,那次我硬拉着你去海滩
    你说会下雨,结果真的下了雨?
    我以为你会说:“看吧,我就说嘛”,
    但你没有。
    还记得吗,那天我跟所有的男孩子调情来惹你吃醋
    然后你真的吃醋了?
    我以为你会离开我,
    但你没有。
    还记得吗?那天在你的车子里
    我把草莓派弄撒了?
    我以为你会打我,
    但你没有。
    还记得吗,有一次我忘记了提醒你那是一个正式的舞会
    结果你穿牛仔裤亮相了?
   ...

Tomhadthisproblemofgettinguplateinthemorningandwasalwayslateforwork.Hisbosswasmadathimandthreatenedtofirehimifhedidn'tdosomethingaboutit.SoTomwenttohisdoctor,thedoctorgavehimapillandtoldhimtotakeitbeforehewenttobed.Tomsleptwell,andinfact,beatthealarminthemorning.Hehadaleisurelybreakfastanddrovecheerfullytowork."Boss",hesaid,"Thepillactuallyworked!""That'sallfine"saidtheboss,"Butwherewereyouyesterday?"汤姆早上老起不来,所以上班总是迟到。他的老板非常生气,警告他如果他不能有所改善的话就炒他 ...

Awomanwenttothedoctor'sofficewhereshewasseenbyoneofthenewdoctors...butafter4minutesintheexaminationroom,sheburstout,screamingassherandownthehall.Anolderdoctorstoppedherandaskedwhattheproblemwas,andshetoldhimherstory.Afterlistening,hehadhersitdownandrelaxinanotherroom.Theolderdoctormarcheddownthehallwaytothebackwherethefirstdoctorwasanddemanded,"What'sthematterwithyou?Mrs.Terryis63yearsold,shehasfourgrownchildrenandsevengrandchildren,andyoutoldhershewaspregnant?"Thenewdoctorcontinuedtowr ...

Tomhadthisproblemofgettinguplateinthemorningandwasalwayslateforwork.Hisbosswasmadathimandthreatenedtofirehimifhedidn'tdosomethingaboutit.SoTomwenttohisdoctor,thedoctorgavehimapillandtoldhimtotakeitbeforehewenttobed.Tomsleptwell,andinfact,beatthealarminthemorning.Hehadaleisurelybreakfastanddrovecheerfullytowork."Boss",hesaid,"Thepillactuallyworked!""That'sallfine"saidtheboss,"Butwherewereyouyesterday?"汤姆早上老起不来,所以上班总是迟到。他的老板非常生气,警告他如果他不能有所改善的话就炒他 ...

Amanwasdrivingtoworkwhenatruckranastopsign...hithiscarbroadside,andknockedhimcold.Passerbyspulledhimfromthewreckandrevivedhim.Hebeganaterrificstruggleandhadtobetranquilizedbythemedics.Later,whenhewascalm,theyaskedhimwhyhestruggledso.Hesaid,"Iremembertheimpact,thennothing.Iwokeuponaconcreteslabinfrontofahuge,flashing'Shell'sign.Andsomebodywasstandinginfrontofthe'S.'有个人开车行驶在上班的路上,一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车,当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过 ...

Husbandsandwivesintheprocessofdivorce(andthoseinthethroesofanotherargument)easilyfallintothetrapofdenigragingtheother,publiclyifpossible,andasoftenaspossible.(HowardsMel,Americanwriter)正在闹离婚的(包括那些处于吵闹不停的痛楚中的)夫妻们很容易陷在对方的泥沼中不能自拔,这种诋毁是尽可能公开的,尽量频繁地进行。

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