AnelderlycouplegoestoBurgerKing,wheretheycarefullysplitaburgerandfries.一对老夫妇在汉堡王餐厅吃饭,他们小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条分成两份。Atruckertakespityonthemandofferstobuythewifeherownmeal.一个卡车司机非常同情他们,就提议想给老太太单独点一份。"It'sallright,"saysthehusband."Weshareeverything."“没关系的。”老先生说,“我们分享一切。”Afewminuteslater,thetruckernoticesthatthewifehasn'ttakenabite.几分钟后,卡车司机注意到老太太还没动口吃一点东西。"Ireallywouldn'tmindbuyingyourwifeherownmeal,"heinsists.他再次对老先生说,“我真的不介意请您妻子吃一顿……”"She'lleat,"thehusbandassureshim."Weshareeverything."“她会吃的,”老先生向他保证,“我们分享一切。”Unconvinced,thetruckerimploresthewife,"Whyaren'tyoueating?"司机不太相信,恳求老太太,“你为什么不吃一点?”Thewifesnaps,"BecauseI'mwaitingfortheteeth!"老太太咂咂嘴,“我在等他的假牙。”
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