Anartistwaspartofanexhibition,andheaskedthegalleryowneriftherehadbeenanyinterestinhispaintingsthatwerecurrentlyondisplay."I'vegotgoodnewsandbadnews,"theownerreplied."Givemethegoodnewsfirst,"theartistdemanded."Thegoodnewsisthatagentlemaninquiredaboutyourworkandwonderedifitwouldappreciateinvalueafteryourdeath.WhenItoldhimitwould,heboughtall15ofyourpaintings.""That'swonderful!"theartistexclaimed,"Whatcouldthebadnewspossiblybe?"Withconcern,thegalleryownerreplied,"Thegentlemaninquestionwasyourdoctor."以为艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览,他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。“先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。“好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品,还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的,然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。”“那太棒了!”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢?”店主想了想之后说:“问那个问题的是你的医生”。
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