Aladyopenedherrefrigeratorandsawarabbitsittingononeoftheshelves,"Whatareyoudoinginthere?"sheasked.一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它:“你在那里做什么?”Therabbitreplied,"ThisisaWestinghouse,isn'tit?"兔子回答:“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司)Theladyconfirmed,"Yes."女士确认道:“没错。”"Well,"therabbitsaid,"I'mwesting."兔子说:“那就对了,我就是要往西边去。”Rabbit:Areyousurethisbottleofspecialcarrotjuicewillcureme?兔子:你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?Doctor:Absolutely.Norabbitevercamebackforanother.医生:当然咯,凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。BabyRabbit:Mommy,wheredidIcomefrom?兔宝宝:妈咪,我是从哪儿来的呢?MotherRabbit:I'lltellyouwhenyou'reolder.兔妈妈:等你长大点再告诉你。BabyRabbit:Oh,Mommy,please,tellmenow.兔宝宝:噢妈咪,现在就告诉我吧,求您了。MotherRabbit:Ifyoumustknow,youwerepulledfromamagician'shat.兔妈妈:如果你一定要知道,那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。
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