AbigbattlewasgoingonduringtheFirstWorldWar.Gunswerefiring,andshellsandbulletswereflyingabouteverywhere.Afteranhourofthis,oneofthesoldiersdecidedthatthefightingwasgettingtoodangerousforhim,soheleftthefrontlineandbegantogoawayfromthebattle.Afterhehadwalkedforanhour,hesawanofficercomingtowardshim.Theofficerstoppedhimandsaid,“whereareyougoing?”“I'mtryingtogetasfarawayaspossiblefromthebattlethat'sgoingonbehindus,sir,”thesoldieranswered.“DoyouknowwhoIam?”theofficersaidtohimangrily.“I'myourcommandingofficer.”Thesoldierwasverysurprisedwhenheheardthisandsaid,“MyGod,Ididn'tknowthatIwassofarbackalready!”第一次世界大战期间,一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣,炮弹和子弹到处乱飞。这样过了一个小时后,一个士兵认定战斗对他来说变得太危险了,所以他离开前线开始逃离战场。步行了一个小时之后,他看见一个军官向他走过来。那军官叫住他说:“你要到哪儿去?”“长官,我正尽可能远地躲开我们身后正在进行的战役,”士兵回答说。“你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地对他说:“我是你的指挥官。”那士兵听到此话感到非常惊讶,说:“天哪,我想不到我已经往回跑了这么远了!”
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