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Jerrywenttoapsychiatrist."Doc，"hesaid，"I'vegottrouble.EverytimeIgetintobed，Ithinkthere'ssomebodyunderit.I'mgoingcrazy！""Justputyourselfinmyhandsforoneyear，"saidtheshrink."Cometomethreetimesaweek，andI'llcureyourfears.""Howmuchdoyoucharge？""Ahundreddollarspervisit.""I'llsleeponit，"saidJerry.SixmonthslaterthedoctormetJerryonthestreet."Whydidn'tyouevercometoseemeagain？"askedthepsychiatrist."Forahundredbucksavisit？Thebartendercuredmefor$10.""Isthatso！How？""Hetoldmetocutthelegsoffthebed！Ain'tnobodyundertherenow！"杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了！”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢？”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了！”
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