UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhisreturnheexclaimed,"Whew!ThankgoodnessInevermarriedanyofthosewomen-They'reallwidowsnow!弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了,富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩,但“从不过热----见好就收”。一天他突发奇想,决定四处走走,去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。他回来即叹道:“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了!”
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