搞笑——At a Department Store 在百货商店里

Areallyhugemuscularguywithabadstuttergoestoacounterinadepartmentstoreandasks,“W-w-w-where’sthem-m-m-men’sdep-p-p-partment?”一个结巴壮汉走进一家百货公司问柜员:“男……男装部在……在哪儿?”Theclerkbehindthecounterjustlooksathimandsaysnothing.柜台后的柜员看着他不搭话。Themanrepeatshimself,“W-w-w-where’sthem-m-m-men’sdep-p-p-partment?”Again,theclerkdoesn’tanswerhim.那男人又重复道:“男装……装部在……在哪儿?”柜员还是不理他。Theguyasksseveralmoretimes,“W-w-w-where’sthem-m-m-men’sdep-p-p-partment?”Andtheclerkjustseemstoignorehim.Finally,theguyisangryandstormsoff.壮汉问了好几遍柜员依旧如故。最后,壮汉气冲冲地走了。Thecustomerwhowaswaitinginlinebehindtheguyaskstheclerk,“Whywouldn’tyouanswerthatguy’squestions?”排在后面的顾客问那个柜员:“你怎么不答人家话呀?”Theclerkanswers,“D-d-d-doyouth-th-th-thinkIw-w-w-wanttogetb-b-b-beatup?!!”柜员说:“你……你觉着我……我想找打……打是吧!?”
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